Some Thoughts for Today

I was looking for a quote yesterday and found this page with a bunch of funny and not so funny sayings. I thought I'd share a few today:

• Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
• You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic, and then give in.
• Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
• You shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
• Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
• There is a fine line between genius and insanity.
• Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. (Yeah I definitely know that!)
• If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
  
• If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
• It takes only a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
• Never wrestle with a pig: you both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

And my favorite (although I'd prefer champagne to a martini):
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, your body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "Woo hoo! What a ride!"