Why I Can't Walk

There is a trailhead about 6 houses down from me and when we moved here I thought I could walk there everyday. Unfortunately that isn't working well. What no one told me was that the trails are populated with mad cows.

The first time I went for a walk over there Jill was with me and we saw, I don't know, 4 or 5 cows. They kept looking at me and moving closer & I was getting pretty nervous. They didn't attack but I know they were thinking about it. My plan was to push Jill toward them and run. Of course I run even slower than I walk so they probably would have caught me.

Anyway now there are even more cows and they are getting closer. As you can see in the picture there are no people around. When I first looked out & saw the cows there was a small child running up there. He disappeared, I assume into one of the cows. Admittedly I'm bigger than a small child but I think if they worked together the cows could probably eat me. I don't consider this to be farfetched, after all I've been eating cows for a number of years, I'm assuming they want revenge.

You may be asking, why can't she walk on the street? Clearly if the cows can wander around the hills they can get onto the street and come after me. So when people ask me why I can't use the trailhead, I'll direct them to this post. I think just the picture will explain it.

Robin