Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Kind of funny

No offense to any countries (or men) but I thought it was funny. . .

Geography of a Woman

18-22, a woman is like Africa -half discovered, half wild, fertile & naturally beautiful!
23-30, a woman is like Europe -Well-developed and open to trade, especially for real value.
31-35, a woman is like Spain -very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
36-40, a woman is like Greece -gently aging, but still a warm desirable place to visit.
41-50, a woman is like Great Britain -with a glorious and all-conquering past.
51- 60, a woman is like Israel - been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
61-70, a woman is like Canada - Cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet -wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.


Geography of a man

1- 90, a man is like Iran - ruled by nuts.

3 comments:

Andrea said...

LOVE. IT. 'nuff said. (51-60 and looking forward to beyond)

robin michelle said...

I'm in the same age bracket but not sure I'm looking forward!

Peruby said...

Chuckle, chuckle.